Dumb Blond Jokes
Here are some dumb blond jokes from the book ‘100% Blonde Jokes‘.
Give Her Another Chance One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren’t dumb. They begged: “Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we’re not dumb.” The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up on a car and randomly picked a blonde out of the crowd. She got up on the car too and the man asked: “What is the first month of the year?” The blonde responded: “November?” “Nope,” said the man. At this point the crowd began to chant, “Give her another chance, give her another chance.” So the man asked: “What is the capital of the USA ?” The blonde responded: “Paris?” So the crowd began chanting again: “Give her another chance, give her another chance.” The man said: “Okay, but this is the last one. What is one plus one?” The blonde replied: “Two?” “Give her another chance, Give her another chance.” screamed the crowd.
At the Bus Stop Two blonds are waiting at a bus stop. When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blonds leans inside and asks the bus driver: “Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?” The bus driver shakes his head and says, “No, I’m sorry.” Hearing this, the other blond leans inside, smiles, and twitters: “Will it take ME?”
Blonde Shoots Herself A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. “How did this happen?” the emergency room doctor asked her. Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied. “What?” sputtered the doctor. “You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?” “No, Silly!” the blonde said. “First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I’m not shooting myself in the chest.” “And then?” asked the doctor. “Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I’m not shooting myself in the mouth.” “And then?” “Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.”
Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes… This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, ‘Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes…’
Blonde Guy A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old son comes up and says, “Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted’s hiding in your closet and he’s got no clothes on!” The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. You rotten bastard, “says the husband, “my wife’s having a heart attack and you’re running around naked scaring the kids!
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